For the first time in over 200 years, African pirates attacked an American ship. This occurred on Wednesday when Somali pirates briefly captured the Maersk Alabama freighter and then escaped, taking the captain of the ship hostage.
President Obama has been slow to respond to the incident, refusing to answer questions from reporters regarding the situation. [...]
Obama Responds to Pirates, Offers Apology and Bailout
Posted on April 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius
April 1st – American Socialism Day
Posted on March 31, 2009 at 10:51 am by Ignatius M. Cirius
The first day of April will now be set aside for the observance of the United States’ move from capitalism to socialism. Barack Obama’s newly appointed Holiday Czar, Carlos Marks, made the announcement today.
“Two hundred thirty-three years after declaring independence from British rule, Americans are now declaring their dependence upon the federal government of the [...]
Teleprompter Mishap to Blame for Obama’s Bizarre Speech
Posted on March 24, 2009 at 12:01 am by Ignatius M. Cirius
It is no secret that Barack Obama relies upon a teleprompter for his speeches. This fact has caused some to comment that the President uses the device as a crutch, and that it would be unlikely that he could deliver an effective speech without it.
It appears now there is a strong basis for this speculation. [...]
This Just In… Obama’s Not a Natural Born Citizen
Posted on March 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius
Throughout the long campaign leading up to his election, and even since becoming President of the United States, Barack Obama’s U.S. citizenship has been repeatedly called into question. But now, less than two months after Obama was sworn into office, there is proof that he is not a natural born citizen.
Birth records obtained by [...]




