Senators and Representatives home for the August recess have been notified not to return to Washington. Instead, they are being replaced by robots who will take over when Congress reconvenes in September.
The project, which has been in development for the past seven years, is intended to reduce wasteful government spending. Replacing the human Congress will [...]
U.S. Congress to be Replaced by Robots
Posted on August 11, 2009 at 9:55 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius
Life is the Number One Cause of Death
Posted on July 27, 2009 at 10:05 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius
The Surgeon General has issued a new health warning that life is the leading cause of death in the United States. A recent study which looked at the deaths of several thousand people from around the country found that there was one factor in common in each of these deaths – they had all previously [...]
Aliens Taking Control of U.S.
Posted on April 24, 2009 at 1:07 am by Ignatius M. Cirius
A race of aliens from the planet Arcon have begun taking over the United States. But this is not happening through military action. Americans have either allowed it or helped it to happen. Even still, this takeover has caught most Americans off guard.
It has been reported by unnamed former CIA agents that Arconite spies have [...]
Obama Responds to Pirates, Offers Apology and Bailout
Posted on April 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius
For the first time in over 200 years, African pirates attacked an American ship. This occurred on Wednesday when Somali pirates briefly captured the Maersk Alabama freighter and then escaped, taking the captain of the ship hostage.
President Obama has been slow to respond to the incident, refusing to answer questions from reporters regarding the situation. [...]
