A race of aliens from the planet Arcon have begun taking over the United States. But this is not happening through military action. Americans have either allowed it or helped it to happen. Even still, this takeover has caught most Americans off guard. It has been reported by unnamed former CIA agents that Arconite spies [...]

For the first time in over 200 years, African pirates attacked an American ship. This occurred on Wednesday when Somali pirates briefly captured the Maersk Alabama freighter and then escaped, taking the captain of the ship hostage. President Obama has been slow to respond to the incident, refusing to answer questions from reporters regarding the [...]

The first day of April will now be set aside for the observance of the United States’ move from capitalism to socialism. Barack Obama’s newly appointed Holiday Czar, Carlos Marks, made the announcement today. “Two hundred thirty-three years after declaring independence from British rule, Americans are now declaring their dependence upon the federal government of [...]

It is no secret that Barack Obama relies upon a teleprompter for his speeches. This fact has caused some to comment that the President uses the device as a crutch, and that it would be unlikely that he could deliver an effective speech without it. It appears now there is a strong basis for this [...]