The G-20 Summit: Why Pittsburgh?

Posted on September 23, 2009 at 10:00 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

Beginning Thursday, leaders from the world’s largest economic nations are meeting at the G-20 Summit to focus on the ongoing global economic and financial crisis.
Since the summit is being held in the United States, President Obama was able to decide what city would host the event. In May, it was announced that the summit would [...]


U.S. Congress to be Replaced by Robots

Posted on August 11, 2009 at 9:55 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

Senators and Representatives home for the August recess have been notified not to return to Washington. Instead, they are being replaced by robots who will take over when Congress reconvenes in September.
The project, which has been in development for the past seven years, is intended to reduce wasteful government spending. Replacing the human Congress will [...]


Life is the Number One Cause of Death

Posted on July 27, 2009 at 10:05 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

The Surgeon General has issued a new health warning that life is the leading cause of death in the United States. A recent study which looked at the deaths of several thousand people from around the country found that there was one factor in common in each of these deaths – they had all previously [...]


Aliens Taking Control of U.S.

Posted on April 24, 2009 at 1:07 am by Ignatius M. Cirius

A race of aliens from the planet Arcon have begun taking over the United States. But this is not happening through military action. Americans have either allowed it or helped it to happen. Even still, this takeover has caught most Americans off guard.
It has been reported by unnamed former CIA agents that Arconite spies have [...]


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