BREAKING ELECTION NEWS: Tuesday’s Election Results Already Revealed on WikiLeaks

Posted on October 30, 2010 at 6:08 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

The WikiLeaks website has made a name for itself by releasing hundreds of thousands of classified documents relating to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now the website has taken things to a new level, having posted the results of the mid-term elections — three days early.
The election results (which have since been removed after [...]


EXCLUSIVE: Photo of Obama and the Fly was Only the Tip of the Iceberg

Posted on June 27, 2010 at 10:11 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

By now you have likely seen the photo of the President with a fly on his mouth. This photo was taken as Obama spoke about the Affordable Care Act and the New Patients Bill of Rights. It was reminiscent of Obama’s interview last year when he swatted a fly that had been buzzing around him [...]


Good Morning America, Welcome to Utopia

Posted on April 1, 2010 at 2:16 am by Ignatius M. Cirius

Americans went to bed last night worried about the state of their country. The rate of unemployment remained high, the economy was stagnant, the national debt was rising at an astronomical rate, and politically, the nation was sharply divided.
President Obama has fixed all of our problems overnight.
When Obama was elected, he won by campaigning for [...]


Thanks to a Teleprompter Typo, Obama Delivers “State of the Onion” Speech

Posted on January 27, 2010 at 11:54 pm by Ignatius M. Cirius

President Barack Obama has become known for his reliance upon a teleprompter for all his speeches – whether he’s addressing Congress or speaking to a classroom of school children. Most of the time the tactic is helpful in giving the American people the impression that he is a well-polished speaker. But from time to time, [...]


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