Comments on: Your Stimulus Dollars At Work http://www.plainpunditry.com/2010/08/04/your-stimulus-dollars-at-work/ Commenting on Social & Political Issues Tue, 28 Feb 2012 22:08:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Ignatius M. Cirius http://www.plainpunditry.com/2010/08/04/your-stimulus-dollars-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-5242 Ignatius M. Cirius Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:24:11 +0000 http://www.plainpunditry.com/?p=1589#comment-5242 I had a great idea of writing a story about the government using tax money to buy cocaine for monkeys. After all, these fictional stories that are completely ludicrous are always the funniest. This one was so great. In my humble opinion, it would make you laugh out loud, even rolling on the floor laughing. Know what I mean, people? Or for the teenagers who may be reading, IMHO U LOL ROTFL KWIM PPL Then I read this report and saw my fictitious news story was #28 on the list of actual 100 worst stimulus projects. Unbelievable! It's too bad. This story truly would have been a comedic masterpiece. This is not nearly as funny as a fact. I had a great idea of writing a story about the government using tax money to buy cocaine for monkeys. After all, these fictional stories that are completely ludicrous are always the funniest. This one was so great. In my humble opinion, it would make you laugh out loud, even rolling on the floor laughing. Know what I mean, people? Or for the teenagers who may be reading, IMHO U LOL ROTFL KWIM PPL

Then I read this report and saw my fictitious news story was #28 on the list of actual 100 worst stimulus projects. Unbelievable!

It’s too bad. This story truly would have been a comedic masterpiece. This is not nearly as funny as a fact.

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