By now you have likely seen the photo of the President with a fly on his mouth. This photo was taken as Obama spoke about the Affordable Care Act and the New Patients Bill of Rights. It was reminiscent of Obama’s interview last year when he swatted a fly that had been buzzing around him on camera. Then he had a rat scurry by as he delivered a speech from the Rose Garden. Now this. What does it all mean?
One event like these would be easy to dismiss without a second thought. Two events and you start to think it’s a strange coincidence. Three events though, and you begin to wonder if there is a pattern.
After extensive investigative reporting, we have discovered that these three incidents were not the only such events to have occurred during Obama’s presidency. Rather than isolated events, it appears that there is a pattern of animals being attracted to the President. These exclusive pictures have not yet been obtained by other media outlets. We are breaking this news to you first.
Obama’s Animal Attraction
At a fundraising dinner, a donkey was somehow able to enter the building. The animal quickly found President Obama and briefly tickled him on the cheek before being caught and removed from the premises.
At a meeting with other world leaders, Obama was seen with leeches on his face and arms. They were eventually removed.
This photo has been used widely on the internet. The original picture, which included the vultures circling overhead, was cropped to show Obama with only the Capitol Building in the background.
On an unofficial trip to his homeland of Kenya, Obama was seen talking on the phone while a pack of hyenas feasted on the remains of a dead animal.
As the President spoke on a farm in Iowa about the benefits of alternative energy sources such as ethanol, a bull walked behind him and “fertilized” the ground.
It is clear that animals are being attracted to Obama. In our investigation, we found evidence of flies, rats, donkeys, leeches, vultures, hyenas, and bulls gravitating to the President. We’re not sure yet if the type of animal has any significance, but this pattern of animal magnetism cannot be denied.
I.M. Cirius
