A race of aliens from the planet Arcon have begun taking over the United States. But this is not happening through military action. Americans have either allowed it or helped it to happen. Even still, this takeover has caught most Americans off guard.
It has been reported by unnamed former CIA agents that Arconite spies have been in this country for several years, often disguising themselves as college professors or community organizers. Through the intelligence collected, the Arconites were able to determine the perfect time to implement their plan. Disguised as a politician, the Arconite known as Brahq Ubamo has ascended to the office of President of the United States.
Average American citizens were, for the most part, helpless in Ubamo’s pursuit. Being unfamiliar with the English language, the extraterrestrial being had to read from a teleprompter when addressing the humans during the campaign. But this didn’t matter. The frequency emitted from the sound of his voice left the people hypnotized and with only one purpose – to help Brahq Ubamo win the election for the Presidency.
Sadly, these efforts were successful and Ubamo was elected President. But even before the election, questions were being raised about where Ubamo came from. Rumors were spread about a birth certificate proving his U.S. citizenship, but no evidence was ever produced.
As events have unfolded and the truth has become impossible to hide, it was finally admitted that Ubamo was an Arconite, not an American citizen. Alan Keyes, former Republican presidential hopeful who has been very outspoken in demanding Ubamo’s proof of citizenship, was asked about the situation. He responded, “Look, I was predicting this country’s collapse when we thought he was from Kenya. What do you expect me to say now?”
Ubamo, who describes himself as a “citizen of the universe,” is intent on transforming the United States into a country that would be able to play a role in the New Galactic Order. The Democrat-controlled Congress, eager to please their new overlord, has readily cooperated with his demands. Several changes have already begun:
- Ubamo, using his New Matter Generator, has created trillions of dollars to carry out his plans.
- He has taken over the country’s financial institutions, allowing him to control the amount of money citizens can have.
- He is working to take over two of the three American car makers, hoping to convert their factories from making automobiles to making small, single-passenger space ships.
- Through Congressional legislation, Ubamo has secured the ability to enslave the next generation. Preparations are being made to do this. Doctors have already begun implanting surveillance chips (also called “SCHIP” for short) into children.
More changes are surely coming. Welcome to the new United States of Arcon.
I.M. Cirius
